5/24 06:25 - foodforfatties - 561 notes
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
Some people who you let marry:
- Erika Eiffel, the American woman who married the Eiffel Tower
- Brittney Spears, whose marriage lasted less than three days
- Newt Gingrich (Republican senator), who has been married three times and had multiple affairs during his marriages [once…